I'm old enough to be satisfied with what I have, and young enough to still want more; Lucky enough to have been really stupid and lived to tell about it — cursed enough to have a good memory; Intelligent enough to understand that I still have a lot to learn, and ignorant enough to continually prove to myself that I still haven't.
http://providian.blogspot.com/
30 diciembre 2007
23 diciembre 2007
20 TRABAJOS + DEMENTES QUE EL MÍO
A través de los años, y más que nada para impresionar, yo solía decir: "Yo tengo el mejor trabajo: A mí me pagan para ver películas"
1. Coffin Maker
What they do: Build customized coffins, ranging from simple pine caskets to bejeweled boxes.
2. Potato Chip Inspector
What they do: Oversee potato chips on an assembly line and check for overcooked or clumped chips to discard.
3. Wax Figure Maker
What they do: Mold wax to create figures, often, but not limited to, the human form. Figures are often made in the likeness of people who have achieved historical or celebrity recognition.
4. Foot Model
What they do: Work as a "parts model," modeling their feet for advertisements that feature footwear, lotions and other related-products.
5. Golf Ball Diver
What they do: Search the depths of golf course bodies of water to find lost golf balls to refinish and resell.
6. Doll Doctor
What they do: Repair, repaint and reassemble doll parts to doctor-up dolls that have missing, broken or damaged parts.
7. Egg Inspector
What they do: Examine eggs for cracks and other irregularities before they are graded and stamped for approval.
8. Knife Thrower's Assistant
What they do: Act as human targets for the knife thrower, which can involve mastering feats such as being tied to a spinning wheel while having knives thrown within inches of their bodies, or having objects cut above their heads.
9. Foley Artist
What they do: Use random items and whatever else they can find to create and record the noises used to make the sounds effects in films, such as heavy footsteps, rolling thunder or creaking doors.
10. Solfeggist
What they do: Listen to recorded music and monitor notes in indistinguishable compositions.
11. Snow Researcher
What they do: Collect and analyze ice crystals in snow to study the effects of pollution on area snowfall.
12. Wig Maker
What they do: Create and fit hair pieces such as wigs, beards, mustaches and eyebrows for clients requesting hair for costume or personal needs.
13. Gross Stunt Producer
What they do: Create new ways to gross out contestants on television shows, using insects, animal products and other things considered that could be considered "gross" by society's standards.
14. Mermaid
What they do: Entertain crowds as an underwater performer.
15. Whiskey Ambassador
What they do: Drink and explain the proper ways to serve and savor various whiskeys.
16. Dog Food Tester
What they do: Taste and analyze dog food samples and write reviews on the results.
17. Bonfire Builder
What they do: Gather discarded wood from trash bins, beaches, construction scrap heaps and similar areas to expertly build bonfires.
18. Dice Inspector
What they do: Inspect dice used in casinos for lopsided angles, misspotting and other blemishes that could cause error when the dice are rolled for gambling purposes.
19. Ethnographer
What they do: Research and study single groups of human behavior through fieldwork, observing and questioning participants.
20. Gum Buster
What they do: Remove gum stuck to sidewalks, street benches and other unwanted areas by de-sticking the gum through a steaming process.
Candace Corner is a writer for CareerBuilder.com.
1. Coffin Maker
What they do: Build customized coffins, ranging from simple pine caskets to bejeweled boxes.
2. Potato Chip Inspector
What they do: Oversee potato chips on an assembly line and check for overcooked or clumped chips to discard.
3. Wax Figure Maker
What they do: Mold wax to create figures, often, but not limited to, the human form. Figures are often made in the likeness of people who have achieved historical or celebrity recognition.
4. Foot Model
What they do: Work as a "parts model," modeling their feet for advertisements that feature footwear, lotions and other related-products.
5. Golf Ball Diver
What they do: Search the depths of golf course bodies of water to find lost golf balls to refinish and resell.
6. Doll Doctor
What they do: Repair, repaint and reassemble doll parts to doctor-up dolls that have missing, broken or damaged parts.
7. Egg Inspector
What they do: Examine eggs for cracks and other irregularities before they are graded and stamped for approval.
8. Knife Thrower's Assistant
What they do: Act as human targets for the knife thrower, which can involve mastering feats such as being tied to a spinning wheel while having knives thrown within inches of their bodies, or having objects cut above their heads.
9. Foley Artist
What they do: Use random items and whatever else they can find to create and record the noises used to make the sounds effects in films, such as heavy footsteps, rolling thunder or creaking doors.
10. Solfeggist
What they do: Listen to recorded music and monitor notes in indistinguishable compositions.
11. Snow Researcher
What they do: Collect and analyze ice crystals in snow to study the effects of pollution on area snowfall.
12. Wig Maker
What they do: Create and fit hair pieces such as wigs, beards, mustaches and eyebrows for clients requesting hair for costume or personal needs.
13. Gross Stunt Producer
What they do: Create new ways to gross out contestants on television shows, using insects, animal products and other things considered that could be considered "gross" by society's standards.
14. Mermaid
What they do: Entertain crowds as an underwater performer.
15. Whiskey Ambassador
What they do: Drink and explain the proper ways to serve and savor various whiskeys.
16. Dog Food Tester
What they do: Taste and analyze dog food samples and write reviews on the results.
17. Bonfire Builder
What they do: Gather discarded wood from trash bins, beaches, construction scrap heaps and similar areas to expertly build bonfires.
18. Dice Inspector
What they do: Inspect dice used in casinos for lopsided angles, misspotting and other blemishes that could cause error when the dice are rolled for gambling purposes.
19. Ethnographer
What they do: Research and study single groups of human behavior through fieldwork, observing and questioning participants.
20. Gum Buster
What they do: Remove gum stuck to sidewalks, street benches and other unwanted areas by de-sticking the gum through a steaming process.
Candace Corner is a writer for CareerBuilder.com.
19 diciembre 2007
FREEDOM (??) TOWER
Hoy se instaló la primera columna de acero de 25 toneladas en el Ground Zero en NYC, en el lugar en dónde se erigían las torres gemelas del World Trade Center y dónde hoy, oficialmente, ha comenzado la construcción del Freedom Tower.
La segunda columna, levantada un rato más tarde estaba cubierta por las firmas y las plegarias de los sobrevivientes de los atentados del 11 de Sept.
No confundan el dolor causado por la muerte de civiles inocentes con el apoyo incondicional a las represalias unilaterales yankees. No se dejen engañar. En este artículo de la Wikipedia, se explican todas las teorías conspirativas detrás de los ataques.
La segunda columna, levantada un rato más tarde estaba cubierta por las firmas y las plegarias de los sobrevivientes de los atentados del 11 de Sept.
No confundan el dolor causado por la muerte de civiles inocentes con el apoyo incondicional a las represalias unilaterales yankees. No se dejen engañar. En este artículo de la Wikipedia, se explican todas las teorías conspirativas detrás de los ataques.
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